Why You MUST Read Shelly Laurenston
My family always knows when I'm reading a Shelly Laurenston story. Every few minutes (or for a long period at one time) I bust out laughing hysterically. Her shifters are just funny, damn it. For instance, I'm re-reading my copy of "The Mane Attraction" for the third time and still laughing like a fool.
Almost every paragraph makes me laugh, the dialogue so clever I can barely contain my envy. You have to check her out. Especially if you're in need of a pick-me-up!
I don't own a lot of her books because my conservative local library didn't realize she used words like "cock" and "pussy" in her work and ordered them all in. Hell, yeah! I was first on the list and read five in one weekend.
Great characters (strong as hell), interwoven plots that make sense, steamy sex scenes, and lines I wish to God I'd thought of first...
Don't believe me? Here are some samples:
"Again. It's talking to me again." - Mitch
"And what does my ass say to you exactly?" - Sissy
"I don't know. It's speaking in tongues." - Mitch
"I'm not having sex with you 'cause you almost died." - Sissy
"Fine. Hand job?" - Mitch
"No." - Sissy
"Blow job?" - Mitch
"At least let me bury my face between your breasts." - Mitch
"Don't make me hurt you." - Sissy
"If I do, will I get to call you mistress?" - Mitch
Posted by Shayne McClendon